jestcomedy:

10 Newspaper Headlines From The Looper Universe [CLICK FOR MORE]

Note: SPOILERS AHEAD (or behind, depending on your position in space-time that you reached illegally).

thedailywhat:

Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Ron Perlman isn’t reprising his on-screen role as Hellboy anytime soon, but he made an off-screen exception for 6-year-old Zachary for the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Not only did Perlman don the hero’s signature get-up, but the makeup magicians atSpectral Motion also transformed Zachary into the red menace, allowing him to live out his comic book dream.

And what do monster-fighting badasses eat for lunch? Hamburgers, fries, and shakes, of course.

[themarysue]

thedailywhat:

Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Ron Perlman isn’t reprising his on-screen role as Hellboy anytime soon, but he made an off-screen exception for 6-year-old Zachary for the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Not only did Perlman don the hero’s signature get-up, but the makeup magicians atSpectral Motion also transformed Zachary into the red menace, allowing him to live out his comic book dream.

And what do monster-fighting badasses eat for lunch? Hamburgers, fries, and shakes, of course.

[themarysue]

popculturebrain:

Dan Harmon Gives Candid Interview With Marc Maron on G4 | EW

“If 20 people call you a horse’s ass, you buy a saddle,” Harmon told G4 interviewer Marc Maron. “I feel like I’m a good person and a professional, [a] very able leader of men. I also feel like I’m 25. Maybe I am just a jerk. To people who work above me I am a liability that isn’t worth the benefit. It’s a low-rated show that’s not generating much revenue.”

On Nielsen ratings: “We’re not trying to accurately measure how many people are watching television, we’re trying to accurately sell a certain amount of product to an advertiser”)

And on his future: “My [next] idea is to have less ideas, because I want to be successful in television. I turned off 90 percent of my brain … for the first season of Community.”

That next show, Harmon says, could be a multi-camera comedy — like Big Bang Theory — “just to prove that it’s not cancer, it doesn’t have to be. TV in all of its ugliness can be a beautiful thing.”

Love that last quote.

This guy is great..get him back writing for TV. Even though its sad that he thinks he has to turn off most of his creativity to make it in the medium, that last idea could be spectacular…

collegehumor:

Terribly Named Citizen

“Yours is a homeowner? Wow, the most mine’s ever done is confuse a guy.”

His friends Ben Dover and Mike Hunt only rent so they weren’t interviewed for the piece

collegehumor:

Teddy Bear Has a Gun

I know this looks really messed up, but keep in min this gun fires honey.

Hey Mandall’s has to appeal to all those children under 10 who want to buy guns but just don’t know where to go

collegehumor:

Please Do Not Place Any Orphans In the Ice Machine

But he asked for more gruel. What am I supposed to do? Sell him?

I’m surprised I don’t see this sign all over. A genuine national concern

jakefogelnest:

Gluttonous piece of shit. FUCK YOU.

thebluthcompany:

It’s happening. 

My god……it’s finally happening

Possible tagline: No one can hear you explode in space??